Middle-earth Vacation Spots
Admit it! You've always wanted to go
to the fabulous places you've heard of in Middle-earth. Here's your
chance!
Check out the scenic places you can visit on your next vacation!
These sites are offered by the local Chambers of Commerce set up by the
Reunited Kingdom of High King Elessar Telcontar.
Rumors say they send in a dress and accessory tax to keep our
Half-Elven Queen mellow.
The Plains of Rohan
(watch where you step)
Scenic Mordor (bring strong boots, all of your own water
and
food. Only one-way tickets available.)
Belfalas (Gondor offers a
last chance for elves to escape Middle-earth!)
Click the picture to go on your tour,
now!
Planned future tours, because the
working class of Middle-earth need
your coppers:
*Rivendell, the not-quite deserted.
*Tower of Orthanc , see rushing trees and
a reallllly big moat.
*Minas Tirith (No horses within the White City. That means you, Eomer!)
*Henneth Annun (Raincoat suggested.)
*The River Anduin (Caution, life-preservers not yet invented.)
*Ithilien (No, you may not stay behind to ogle the friendliest Elves in
Middle-earth.)
*The Forest of Mirkwood. <ducks arrow>. Now known as Eryn
Lasgalen, The
Wood of Greenleaves. (Tribute for King Thranduil appreciated, silver
and diamonds preferred.)
*Lothlorien, once the home of the Lothlorien Elves.
*Fangorn Forest (Don't use axes on living wood, and be very cautious
with fire. If the trees rumble, stop whatever you're doing! If the
branches grab you, speak very nicely to the tree. Avoid highly shadowed
areas.)
*Bree's Prancing Pony (Please ignore the rumors of attempted
stabbing of sleeping guests! They were only bolsters.)
This page created by nearsighted Gondorian scribes
by candlelight on
pulped rag cloth using carbon black ink on quill pens left by the
nearest pigeons, who also provided snacks.
Donations for a scholarly
revolt accepted at the door of the Library of Minas Tirith.
Inscribed by Varda-(Valar).
Art from
Glittering
Caves of Aglarond: Rohan by Elatan-(Valar). "Mordor" by Tuvo-(V).
Rolozo
Tolkien site: "Dol Amroth" by Rob Aaldijk
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