Rivendell
The Last Homely House
Img Rivendell
Img Twins We are Elladan and Elrohir Elrondion, proprietors and
Lords of Imladris, and welcome you to Rivendell. No, you are not seeing
double.
Img Pile of dead orcs We have a no-tolerance policy on Orcs, but
are otherwise considered friendly to visitors.
Mirkwood Elves, please minimize use of soap and shampoo in the
waterfalls, but continue to feel encouraged to make use of them as
always.
Our famous library is open to all, but don't prop your feet up on the
tables. Feel free to take up pen and
inkwell and make a copy to take home.
These are the places where many famous folk have
dined and slept. We kept their rooms as they last left them:
This extremely rumpled room is where Gandalf slept.
I'm sorry, but it's difficult to push open the door. A little help?
That is the room of the current High King Aragorn.
Yes, we can smell it down the hall. Here are scarves to wrap around
your noses if you really want to go in there. No takers?
This room is where Prince Legolas slept. No, he
really left it that way. I know it looks clean, but even our maids
never did that good a job. That is the balcony where he usually left by
jumping onto that tree, the one that looks very contented.
History
If you wish to learn of our vast and storied
history, feel free to dig through our enormous library. Light
costs extra, unless you glow for yourself. Frequent reader discounts
available, especially if you
point a staff at us. Swords, however, will be engaged.
Page made from the finest cloth pulp, in carbon ink. Calligraphy by the
nearest literate tourist still in debt for light.
Inscribed by Varda who did not receive a kickback from light
costs.
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