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"Got Milk?" Maybe you'd better grab a bottle, quick. By Elros-(Valar)
"Middle-earth vacation spots" after the War of the Rings, because it was too dangerous to be a tourist before then.
"A Weasel's LotR Guide to Receiving Unwanted Christmas Presents Politely" by the Bohemian Weasel.

Got Milk?

    Ringwraith's nourishment

Ringwraiths' nourishment

Contributed by Elros-(Valar) Aug. 29, 2000. Original painting by Artist Lode Claes, from the Rolozo Tolkien page. Elros added a few touches plus the text.

Bilbo at Rivendell

Contributed by Elros-(Valar), his text, Sept. 2, 2000. Art by the Hildebrandt brothers, from the Rolozo Tolkien page.


Contributed by Elros-(Valar) Sept. 2, 2000, his text. Art probably from Rolozo Tolkien page.

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