Scenic Mordor


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Black Gates of Morannon    You expected, maybe, a white page?









I'm Snaga, your tour guide. They made me be it, so don't fuss about my looks like that last group of Elves.

The soft flaky stuff is ash.  The hard stuff is rock. Yes, that is more rock.
The fumes in the air that you are trying to breathe are smoke, mostly.  The greenish smoke might have bits of... other stuff.
Don't drink the water. No no no! Stupid Hobbit.
Weren't you insured? I heard Orthanc has some.
We don't have healers, so go away now.
No tip?


History
All bad.

Page scratched on rock with harder rock.
Inscribed by Varda. Art by Tuvo
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