Fairy-Tale end to Barahir's Tenth Crusade!

by Barahir-(V)
June 7, 2006
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    In a highly miraculous turn of events in Chennai, Local Brat Barahir, who had two months previously written his infamous Tenth Public examination, had received his results just days ago stunned his family, friends and followers. Barahir, recently turned 15 was expecting a mild total of 420 or 425 out of 500 with some 85 in English (In which he was King) and 60-75 in Tamil, the local Language in which he was very weak.   
    In a dazzling phenomenon, that truly showed fate favors Lord Voldemort, Barahir scored a school-first 91%, the highest in record and national fourth, and mind bogging and earth-shattering 90 in Tamil, school- fourth, and fair 89 % in Maths and a good 92 and 93 in Science and Social Science. Which made his total an amazing 455 out of 500    (91%, School-fifth).Barahir also now holds the school record for the highest Low(or Lowest) mark (89%) and the unexpected title of Language King (90.5%)    
    Student Venkatesh, one of the most brilliant students in the school and the expected language-king and topper in both languages and expected school topper had fallen to the same total as Barahir. He good-naturedly acknowledged Barahir's English Supremacy in the area.
    Both Parents were expecting some 45 % in Tamil (Language #2) were stunned beyond belief. Sister was green with envy for a whole month. Friends, whom so many of which Barahir had equalized and beaten in Tamil (their stronghold), ranged their opinion from thinking the Paper corrector was mad to seeking out and taking turns to torture the paper correctors voiced their spite, especially among the Kandh group members whom he beaten.
    In a Brief statement from Bragging Brat Barahir, strutted along the entire city and shouting, "91,91, I got 91!" . He also said that Tamil mark was only little high and everything else was expected, and the marks are highly satisfactory and when asked about the Tamil90 phenomenon, he says "The winds of Manwe blow with me".
    Whether he truly deserved the marks or it was just plain luck in the most amazing kind, only Mandos may tell…
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