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Recommended by Elatan-(Valar) and Indis-(V).
Middle-earth history from Sauron's point of view! Some language may not
be suitable for young children, as might be expected from the Dark Lord.
The One Thousand
Word Silmarillion, originally posted on Camwyn's live journal.
Boromir's Plan: The Catapult to Mordor. Animated gifs in order
of watching. First
two contributed by Arwen-(V) Feb. 1, 2005, art from Askesis.org page.
Third contributed by Ar-Pharazon-(V) Feb. 6, 2005. Art from Imageshack
to Mordor #2 (Bad language)
WoW in LotR form
**DISCLAIMER** This art contains scenes of explicit bad language,
viewing is at your own risk **DISCLAIMER**
Contributed by Meriadoc-(V) approx. oct 2005. Art from
expectnothing.com forums. Artist unknown, if you know the artist,
please send it to the page maintainers so it can be credited properly.
Condensed Parody Scripts: Fellowship
of the King : Links suggested by Ar-Pharazon-V and Scatha-V:
The above are on Mollyringwraith's page, and
Towers. Author: Molly Winter aka Mollyringwraith aka Lemonlye
the Two Towers Captions:
movie captions garbled when translated from Japanese to English in a
bootleg Asian LotR copy, screengrabs. "Engrish" often
used to occur in product manuals. Link suggested by Gelmir-(V)
Lots of movie photos. May show Planet Mirror before going to the site.
Hobbits Live - Comics section. Plenty
of other goodies too.
The Lord of the... whatever - in
their words: "Now those who refuse to purchase J.R.R.
Tolkien's epic novel The Lord of the Rings in print form, but
are seeking an electronic
copy to download instead, can get exactly what they deserve!" Cauton:
swearing, vulgarity. Hey, it's a humor page.
- no longer present.
Diaries listed in a well-organized fashion by Ealasaid with the
Secret Diaries on the author's Live
Journal. Diaries of
people in LotR. Caution: includes gay jokes as well as manly stubble
and zits. By Cassandra Claire.
Secret Diaries includes Cassandra
Claire's originals plus additions by Mr. Kibble and Joe.
- Large collection: What if the Lord of the Rings had been written by
someone else? 592 parodies at the time of this link. Page made from the
Straight Dope Message Board to prevent the excess server usage this
thread. Thanks to Ar-Pharazon-(V) for locating this link.
Guide to RotK (the Movie): Script for busy people. Link
suggested by Arathorn-(V). by Big Arm Woman
Page , including Tolkien
Crackpot Theories The apparently serious links aren't. : by
LotR in leet speak How LotR
would look like in leet speak.
found by Haleth-(V). By Lady Cyllíeth, found on The Fantasy Forum.
Humorous Remarks on the Movie: Link
provided by Haleth-(V). Written by Dr. Oxford, fictional character.
After consideration, Varda and I found the entire list a bit too much
resembling someone just flaming, so we put our favorite quotes from
page on the text humor section, plus the link if you're willing to
brave our warning.
Lord of the Rings: Retarded Amusement. Includes Got Milk with
Legolas. by Laine
You Tube recommendations:
Gimli destroys the One Ring -
suggested by Maedhros-(V) and seconded by Sauron-(Valar)
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